Curtains is an example of a bland slasher flick thats mostly forgettable, say for some of the stupider moments.
Dean Wormer (John Vernon) plays a director who brings six actresses up to his "manor" to audition for a role in his next movie. Once the girls arrive and awkwardly bitch about each other they are slowly and boringly killed off by a killer in a Phyllis Diller mask. There is a scene where a girl is ice skating when the killer shows up, on skates themselves, and manages to kill the girl even off the ice. I don't know about you but its fucking hard to walk on the ground in skates let alone an uneven forest .There is a twist that is kind of a stretch but over all is really bleh.
8 dead body's
2 breasts
head in the toilet
ice skate fu
rubber granny mask fu
1 and a half stars
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